Alcatraz
Alcatraz.
Your ultimate doom.
I’ve been here for years. I was convicted for a crime of being a narcissist and murdering my wife, my children, some my friends, the judge in my trial, and precisely five hundred and eighty two more people.
I mean, why should I be put in jail? I can’t help that I’m a narcissist! I was just born being into myself.
I especially hate my dingy, cold, damp, dark cell. It’s the smallest of them all! I absolutely LOATHE this prison! I hate the ignorant, fat headed guards, and the way they think they're so important.
“I HATE THIS LIFE! Kill me already!